So the art supply store near me closed, but before they did they had a mega-super-half-off everything sale, so I took advantage of the opportunity and bought a whole bunch of stuff, including some Sculpey.
Sculpey is god.
I proceeded to have a Sculpey party and made a small batallion of owls. The one in the front center is called Techno Owl. She likes to drive hover cars fast while listening to hot techno beats. I guess the others have personalities, too, but I haven't figured them out yet.
Paintings soon, yes.